X Account Roast
Ever wonder how your Twitter looks to everyone else? Every Monday, we read your X account and send you a roast card — a signature title like "3 A.M. Wisdom Dispenser," three affectionate jabs based on your actual tweeting patterns, a direct quote of that questionable tweet you wrote yourself, and one genuine compliment to close it out. We never make up anything that isn't in your tweets, and we never go after sore spots (looks, identity). Sized perfectly for a screenshot — whether you share it as a flex or a confession is up to you. Mild or spicy, your call.
- Runs on a schedule: How about every Monday at 10 AM — your weekly X account roast card, delivered.
A working AI agent on somodus — one-click install, runs on your schedule.