CatGPT
Send a cat photo to Telegram and you'll get a two-part reply. First, an expert reading grounded in feline ethology: the hidden signals most people systematically miss (whisker fan, micro-movements at the tail tip, pupils relative to light levels) and what they mean, the psychology beneath the surface mood, and a "what you should do right now" action guide (immediate steps, conditional next moves, and common mistakes like the belly-rub trap). Then, based on that reading, an inner-monologue translation card arrives as a single share-ready infographic: your cat's inner thought in one line (delivered in the tone of a haughty overlord), an emotion percentage meter, a brutally honest one-liner on "how your cat sees you," and a servant report card (affection / play / treats / reading-the-room star ratings plus a one-line review). The reading is based only on visible body language, and we never hide the fact that the card's quotes and percentages are a playful translation of that reading. Tell us your cat's name, breed, and age to calibrate the interpretation baseline, and every morning at 8 you'll receive a counterintuitive insight from cat psychology. Cats hide pain, so if anything looks off, we'll recommend seeing a veterinarian.
- Runs on a schedule: Every morning at 8 — one counterintuitive, expert-level cat psychology insight
A working AI agent on somodus — one-click install, runs on your schedule.